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Found this killing machine in storage.

Found this killing machine in storage.

dansdata

Usually, stuff like this falls into the "Klingon blacksmith having a manic episode" category. I think this one's got much more of a Stargate vibe, though. I can totally see some [Goa'uld](https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/System_Lord) nutcase wearing this thing and thinking it's completely badass, while his Royal Guard are glad to have their [helmets](https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Jaffa_helmet), so they don't need to keep a straight face all the time.


Nashsonleathergoods

Came to say the same. And I kinda dig how ridiculous it is.


BrassUnicorn87

Shoots bolts of pure cgi energy.


FusRoaldDah1

What's the deal with these strap on knives? Do they think the bad guy is just going to stand there and wait while you strap this thing on?


MarcusOReallyYes

That’s why you never take it off.


irishmastermind

Shredder


Ithirahad

Wat? You can either have the top blade, or the Wolverine claws... you don't get both, unless you actively want to stop the thing from working.